Lizzy London is a Hot Wife

Lizzy was both flattered and turned on when she realized that she had such an ardent and dedicated online fan in Jean. Like, how awesome was it that he knew exactly where she would be when she went out for a run? And how amazing was it that she just happened to be wearing the shoes he had bought online for her? It was like the universe wanted her to bring Jean home for a quick roll in the hay. In fact, an even better idea would be to live-tweet the whole sexcapade for all of her fans! How had it not occurred to Lizzy that she could find such great guys online? Now all she had to do was make sure that her husband didn't get in the way. If there was any one follower of hers that she wished she could unfriend (or un-marry!) it was her lame husband!